I'm addicted to Netflix. Fast shipping, great movie selection, and best of all, I do not have to deal with real people at a real store. The fewer people I have to interact with on a daily basis, the happier I am (friends and family excluded of course).
My hatred for 'people' stems from the fact that 9 times out of 10, they turn out to be dumb, Republican, or both. They block you in the aisles, nearly run you over in the crosswalk, talk shrilly about Kenny Chesney concerts, plaster their cars with "Support the Troops" stickers, never miss an episode of "Will and Grace" but vote against gay rights...
Unfortunately, I have to deal with my students twice a week *gag*, which doesn't help my people phobia at all. Netflix, however, does. That is why I love Netflix. And self-service anything.
posted by WM @ 11:37
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