Friday, August 15

Yes well, corn fed bounty is one thing...pity sex with a 40 year old is quite something else. It's a shame really, because he seemed to be such a nice guy, charming, not bad looking but of course he was well past a gay man's shelf life; past 30 all life ends. If you have not paired up with a regular screw by then, you are condemned to being that slightly creepy guy hanging around at the edge of dancefloors trying so hard to mask the thinning hair around his temples... Is that what I have to look forward to at 40? Yechhh..good thing it's at least ummm, 20 years away..hehe..

So I was sitting in the bus trying not to kill the screechy Greek teenager two rows back when the skyline of Columbus came into view and he said, "Wow, it's really a city!" And the first thing that popped into my head was, "Shut up you daft twit, of course it is!" I felt like a mother hen defending her chicks...does that mean I'm in love with my city? I think so kiddies, I think so...Which is a strange feeling given teh fact that I've spent most of my time this week, glued to my computer now that I have cable internet...arrrrgh!

Pirates off the left bow!!


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