Unborn, Undying

It occurred to me sometime last night before I dropped off to sleep that I'm not really over Christian....big surprise, and I know certain Bulgarians are laughing and clapping their hands as they read this :-) (I know woman, I know!) Sigh... that man has ruined me, he's raised the bar so high for anyone I could ever possibly date that I fear nobody will come even close....damn him.

Has anyone seen the fucker? Where are you Christian? He's like some secret fag agent on a mission from luuuuurv or something. Agent Double-Oh Danish reporting for duty Sir!

It doesn't help that my lovely wonderful sleep was broken at 9 am by some weirdo pounding on my door...of course the moment I woke up and covered my nekkidness he was long gone. I suspect he was the building handyman come to fix my bathroom ceiling. Bet I have seen the last of him....dagnabbit.. My landlady does not believe in calling ahead to let me know these things..doesn't she know that's a tenant law no-no? Perhaps a gentle reminder is in order....Needless to say that colours my whole day piss-yellow...Thanks landlady...

posted by WM @ 10:09